My new sigfile:
The information contained in this communication is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed and others authorized to receive it. It may contain confidential or legally privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by responding to this email and then delete it from your system. OpenCola is neither liable for the proper and complete transmission of the information contained in this communication nor for any delay in its receipt.
 Unless it's something funny that I found on a blog and I'm just forwarding it
 I.e. Just about anyone
 Or not
 IANAL. But I *am* an ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church. So while you don't get no attorney privilege with me, you may be able to claim some kind of confessor confidentiality. Step into the box and tell me your sins!
 I.e., Just about anyone
 Except to your SMTP host
 Except to your hard-drive as part of your mail-spool
 Except from your SMTP host to your mail-spool
 I.e., Helping Nigerian generals launder their fortunes, sending postcards to possibly fictitious dying British children, or forwarding bogus but terribly urgent virus warnings
 Hey, everything's illegal somewhere!
 In other words, if *I* made a mistake, I plan on somehow coercing *you* into doing something about it
 Send all such notice to our special "oops" account: email@example.com
 Also, please write random bits to every sector on your drive seven times, dissolve your RAM with sulfuric acid, gouge your eyes out and get a prefrontal lobotomy
 Our server has been having problems with overlong .sigs lately
 There is no fifteenth footnote