Funny Woman heroically walks up down escalator, destroys morning commute, refuses to be told things Popkin

Doctor Demented Grandpa Pudding Brains sure sees some weird doctors Jason Weisberger

Technology China's 3,000-foot "Goddess escalator" takes 21 minutes to ride Ellsworth Toohey

brain damage Grandpa Pudding Brains remembers the good old days of Aqua Net Jason Weisberger

old man yells at cloud Grandpa Pudding Brains and the escalator of doom Jason Weisberger

politics Trump's craziest speech since yesterday fact-checked by CNN Jason Weisberger

Technology "It's not funny": Mark Zuckerberg sues Mark Zuckerberg Ellsworth Toohey

cute These cats have their own fully functional subway system Popkin

law Burbank butt sniffer jailed again Rob Beschizza

Entertainment First look: Super Nintendo World brings video game magic to Universal Orlando Ruben Bolling

Gorton: a ubiquitous typeface you may never have heard of Jennifer Sandlin

pizza rat Meet Reese's Rat, our new viral Rat Hero Jennifer Sandlin

law Florida woman pooped on dollar store floor while accomplice stole cleaning products Rob Beschizza

video games Frogger set in a dense, walkable city Thom Dunn

RFK Jr RFK Jr fumbles again: eyes sneaky blowhard Aaron Rodgers for VP position Yoy Luadha

las vegas Stop to take a photo on a Las Vegas Strip pedestrian bridge and pay a $1,000 fine—or go to jail for six months Rob Beschizza

tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

malls Watch a crowded escalator fail spectacularly Jason Weisberger

safety hazards Horrific Anime Expo crowd looks like disaster waiting to happen: "If there is a fire … we are all dying" (video) Carla Sinclair

china Little kid saved from potential escalator tragedy Mark Frauenfelder