politics Could the National Enquirer—Bezos scandal end AMI's federal plea deal? Xeni Jardin

animal friends Opossum rescued from decorative jar wants you to check the items in your yard Jennifer Sandlin

defense Watch a woodpecker defend itself with its long sticky tongue Rusty Blazenhoff

Science Ivory-billed woodpecker, thought to be extinct, turns up in Louisiana Rob Beschizza

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homes 700 pounds of acorns found in California home (video) David Pescovitz

Comics This new Popeye manga looks incredible Devin Nealy

Delightful Creatures Watch: A wild woodpecker lands on a woman and pecks the hell out of her phone Carla Sinclair

Comics Why wasn't Donald Duck in the original DuckTales? Devin Nealy

Delightful Creatures Ivory-billed woodpecker and 22 other species declared extinct Rob Beschizza

animation The Pointer Sisters sang Sesame Street's funky pinball counting song Rusty Blazenhoff

Funny Watch woodpecker happily destroy wildlife camera disguised as tree bark David Pescovitz

music Woodpecker, perhaps tired of being ignored, shows plastic slide who's boss Rob Beschizza

grammys Harry Styles sports phallic banana necklace Kevin Reome

Delightful Creatures Man offers lifeline to fox trapped in a pit Mark Frauenfelder

biology Why a woodpecker's beak doesn't get stuck in a tree like a nail David Pescovitz

Sex Electric shock male chastity device for you Kevin Reome

sculpture Mysterious genitalia sculpture swapped in Bavarian mountains for bigger phallus Kevin Reome

security Forensics team accuses Prince Bone Saw of hacking Jeff Bezos's phone to obtain kompromat and force Washington Post silence on Khashoggi Cory Doctorow

trump House Judiciary Committee subpoenas 12 witnesses, Jared Kushner and National Enquirer's David Pecker and Dylan Howard included Xeni Jardin