prison "Pretty person" Elizabeth Holmes still avoiding prison Jason Weisberger

florida Jail time for offended bigot who attacked a Starbucks Pride flag Jason Weisberger

law Florida man accused of killing and eating his peacocks Rob Beschizza

healthcare Inside Mexico's "Molar City," where Americans find dental care at 80% off Ellsworth Toohey

Another Springfield attack MAGA thief stealing Harris-Walz signs is tracked down and busted thanks to Apple AirTag (video) Carla Sinclair

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

theft Jailbird MAGA sheriff sobs as he's caged for 15 years — luxury car collection seized Ellsworth Toohey

china Two men arrested for impersonating freaky demon and scaring people Allan Rose Hill

cats Cops claim two men escaped from jail cells by transforming into cats Allan Rose Hill

marjorie taylor greene MTG's latest conspiracy theory: Biden is going to assasinate Trump at the debate tonight Ellsworth Toohey

music Chechnya bans fast and slow music, including Russian nat'l anthem Natalie Dressed

The Law & Order party Lauren Boebert and 5 other candidates raise hands to admit arrests on debate stage (video) Carla Sinclair

tabloids Covid cover-up, UFO cover-up, and Trump's sadistic sex tapes in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

drugs Cliff-hanging criminal steals bird eggs to fund drug habit Mark Frauenfelder

politics Venue cancels Marjorie Taylor Greene's Jan 6th party Jason Weisberger

nyc Larry the Bird Man makes sure the pigeons of NYC are loved and cared for Popkin

LASD An LA Sheriff's officer beat the hell out of someone for flipping the bird Jason Weisberger

wonderful creatures Murphy the bald eagle and his adopted eaglet continue to bond well Jennifer Sandlin

stolen identities Man escapes prison by impersonating his cellmate, who was to be released Carla Sinclair

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn